Bad mood most days: My emotions are permanent. What I am feeling in this moment is all I have ever felt and all I will ever feel.
Good mood on therapy day: My emotions are permanent. What I am feeling in this moment is all I have ever felt and all I will ever feel
The kid they found to play Harry is missing out on a higher calling: playing the antichrist in a reboot of The Omen
Don’t be mad at me, it’s just a weird press photo. Not the kid’s fault
I have just learned that I share a birthday with JD Vance
The actual day I was born was the start of the Gulf War. As if that wasn’t bad enough
Everything you do on the computer has an Akinator Genie button now and the dumbest people you know think it’s alive
Acceptable way for millennials to be uncool: jeans, shoes, slang
Unacceptable way for millennials to be uncool: Harry Potter HBO show