“Life is filled with secrets. You can't learn them all at once.” - Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code                 “I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.” - James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports                 "“I love you," I said, and stabbed him.” - Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Thorns and Roses                 "“Augustus Waters," I said, looking up at him, thinking that you cannot kiss anyone in the Anne Frank House," - John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

June 2, 2025 || 10:31 AM PST
May 30, 2025 || 8:24 AM PST

Bad mood most days: My emotions are permanent. What I am feeling in this moment is all I have ever felt and all I will ever feel.

Good mood on therapy day: My emotions are permanent. What I am feeling in this moment is all I have ever felt and all I will ever feel

May 27, 2025 || 9:19 AM PST

The kid they found to play Harry is missing out on a higher calling: playing the antichrist in a reboot of The Omen

Don’t be mad at me, it’s just a weird press photo. Not the kid’s fault

May 21, 2025 || 9:06 AM PST

I have just learned that I share a birthday with JD Vance

The actual day I was born was the start of the Gulf War. As if that wasn’t bad enough

May 15, 2025 || 10:07 AM PST

Everything you do on the computer has an Akinator Genie button now and the dumbest people you know think it’s alive

May 8, 2025 || 8:03 AM PST

Acceptable way for millennials to be uncool: jeans, shoes, slang

Unacceptable way for millennials to be uncool: Harry Potter HBO show